When I’m tired, I say, “I’m calling it a night.” Well, what else am I going to call it? Nathan?

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“Vacation, I go there in my mind. Especially when I’m at work, getting paid for …”

“A brick can be neither good nor bad. A brick just is. And it isn’t, because I j…”

“The ultimate gift is the gift of life. Please, accept this jug of semen as a pr…”