When I’m typing at my keyboard, I often feel like Mozart. Can somebody scratch my Bach?


“When the silent flamingo dances pink with desire, I’ll be there, sipping on owl…”

“I don’t know the man standing next to me in the mirror. He looks like me, so is…”

“Half man, half woman, hermaphrodites are 100% love—self love.”

“Columbus was born around 1492. I say around because before that the world was f…”