When in doubt, ingest carbs.

“It's moments like this, when you need someone the most, that your world seems s…”

“Friendship is love as much as any romance. And like any love, it’s difficult an…”

“Perhaps it's not that I'm frigid-- it's that once I decide I like a guy, I turn…”

“I already know the words. I just need to learn the beat. This tone-deaf white g…”