When love dissipates, it’s like dancing with daisies at midnight, and you don’t get easy at it when you’re deceased. And make no mistake, you will die before romance will.

“Love gives you wings. Icarus and the Challenger both had wings, and so did my f…”

“My definition of dictionary can’t be found in the dictionary. Dictionary—A ling…”

“My initials are J.O.K., and then there is a silent "E" on the end. And not only…”

“The radio signal was scrambled, and so were my eggs. I got tired of eating comm…”