When one speaks of sex with midgets, one must speak French.

“Screamed like a manic cheerleader heaping encouragement on her high school’s pu…”

“Alliteration is not a prostitute to be sold to every sailor who visits the port…”

“Her eyes beamed over the top of the cup like Peterbilt high beams coming over a…”

“She smoked like wet underwear on fire, swore like a slow hockey goalie, carouse…”