When opportunity doesn't knock, create a door

“I'd rather be a 'could-be' if I cannot be an 'are' because a 'could-be' is a 'm…”

“We owe a lot to Thomas Edison-if it wasn't for him, we'd be watching television…”

“A man falls down a flight of stairs and somebody rushes over to him and asks, "…”

“You don't need to travel, laughter is an instant vacation”