When people say they don’t read, I always wonder if they don’t because they can’t or because they won’t. Then I think, what’s the difference? Either way they are ignorant.

“I think Gummy Bears should be the universal symbol for peace, because peace lea…”

“-I’m looking for a man—
-There are several suspects in Topeka, Ks. that match t…”

“If you can’t respect me as a banana, then I’m not sure how you can respect me a…”

“I put the “Dan” in Danger. I’m sorry, Dan.”