When someone asks me if I was born in a barn, I always give them a long face. And a whinny.

“All books are coloring books, if you are in possession of a childlike imaginati…”

“I looked him in the eyes and said, “I don’t trust you.” I’ll tell you, it’s lik…”

“It’s not yummy gum if there’s no bubble. Just ask the Federal Reserve.”

“A blanket could be twirled in the air, like a new idea in your mind, and then e…”