When someone insults me, I simply shut down. Then I open back up at 9 am the next morning.

“He seemed to swallow the lie I fed him. I hope he’s not still hungry. If he is,…”

“I like watching people stretch in the park. It's my new favorite pastime since …”

“The whole world is dying. Just too slowly and naturally for my liking. Somebody…”

“My advice is to write in the nude. Unless you do your writing in a public restr…”