When someone is talking about their job, and they turn to me and ask me what I do, I stare off into space, let my eyes glaze over, and wistfully say, “I often wonder what I’m doing.

“I always wear my seat belt when I drive a point home.”

“If I knew everything, life would be lonely, as everyone else would want to expl…”

“My love is like a crumbly cookie. It’s very hard to give all of it to just one …”

“For just over my price range, I can get something way under my quality expectat…”