When the dust is settled, I’ll be there, wearing a maid’s outfit.

“I got offended when she laughed, because she was showing pleasure, but she was …”

“I want to end my life by eating so much Viagra that I go out like that movie an…”

“The monkeys, they just went bananas.”

“I lean on my friends for support. It’s better than leaning on a crutch, because…”