When the silent flamingo dances pink with desire, I’ll be there, sipping on owl stares and kitten curls.

“Pineapple juice doesn’t come in a can—it comes in a hard, spiky shell called a …”

“My erection at noon causes an elongated shadow so black you’d think I was an al…”

“I’d like to play a game of Marco Polo—in the 13th century.”

“It’s easier to pick apart what is, than put together what isn’t.”