When the war comes, you’ll find me on the front line, with some crayons, coloring outside the lines.

“I had a dream about you. You took control of my body and forced me to have sex …”

“If you’re wrestling someone underwater, don’t try to choke them, because it’s r…”

“I’ve often wondered why boxing gloves are bright red. If I were a boxer, I’d we…”

“I don’t know where, but I know how and why. Two out of three out of six ain’t b…”