When two are united as one, I’ll be there. And so will someone else.

“A cat purring on your lap while you sip hot tea, is there anything better? Oh, …”

“Everybody thinks they’re a prophet. They must, or nobody would get married. Or …”

“Don’t try blowing smoke up my ass, because you’ll find my anus blocked—by a cig…”

“A brick could be used to stop a train. But I’ve got a better way to stop a spee…”