When we make love, I orgasm much sooner than her. That’s because I know a shortcut on my bicycle.

“She asked me if I was seeing anybody else, and I said, No, the other woman is i…”

“A shopping cart flipped upside down forms a cage that I use to protect myself f…”

“I fish better than any fish alive.”

“Messages written across the chest of women’s t-shirts are great, because I can …”