When will people learn? Democracy doesn't work!"

(Homer Simpson)

“Well, most grown-ups forget what it was like to be a kid. I vowed that I would …”

“Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It's what separates us from the …”

“A lot of our writers, like Conan O'Brien, moved on to other things”

“Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now qu…”