When you said you were ugly it was the most untrue thing you’ve ever said. Well, it’s true!

“I have a memory like a baseball glove, so please, don’t toss me a basketball-si…”

“I’d drive a thousand miles just to learn how to conserve gas and help save the …”

“I planted a plant in the midst of spies, who were disguised as farmers.”

“Love can’t spread its wings and fly, because love is an ostrich. But it can sur…”