When you said you were ugly it was the most untrue thing you’ve ever said. Well, it’s true!

“The door handle is on the wrong side of the door. It’s on the inside only, only…”

“My 30th birthday will be arriving in a few months. It’s not arriving unexpected…”

“I’m not a very good sleeper. But you know what? I’m willing to put in a few ext…”

“All I could do was laugh, but it wasn’t funny. I find it incredibly sad to be t…”