When you use your pen to think, you’re never wasting ink.

“I’m so excited and lonely all at once. Just once. Not twice, because that’d be …”

“I’m a man of leisure. That’s because I have an English degree and can’t get a j…”

“Love is a blue balloon that wants to be orange. Go Gators!”

“Make yourself interesting to history. Master some aspect of life, and then find…”