Whenever I schedule an appointment, my general rule of thumb is, tomorrow is better than yesterday.

“Ideas are like legs: what good are they if you can't run with them, or spread t…”

“Most people take four years to get a degree. Not me. I’m twice as ambitious. It…”

“She gave me the cold shoulder, so I heated it up in the microwave. Sometimes #l…”

“If you want to bend your mind, don’t use a crowbar.”