Whenever I see a gorgeous woman, I think, Who is that tall drink of water, and how come I’m suddenly thirsty?

“The house is a normal-sized house, but once you step foot in the door, you are …”

“A brick could be used to represent no, and a blanket could be used to represent…”

“Please don’t step on my penis. And pick it up off the floor if you see it’s fal…”

“A blanket could be used to cover the engine of a car, much like a hood does, on…”