Where there’s a winner, there’s a loser, and always at the same time. Occasionally even in the same person.

“I have no auditory depth perception. She said, “I love you,” and I couldn’t eve…”

“You tell me you love me, but I’m not sure you know what love is, or how fast it…”

“I work for a mom and pop business. They’re my mom and pop, and by work I mean t…”

“I won’t ever walk out on my woman, not even if she gives me Gatorade and says I…”