While I was there, the song reminded me of here. But now that I’m here, the song reminds me of there. But that’s neither here nor there.

“A car is a couch with wheels. My windshield wipers don’t work, so I’ve decided …”

“If a man was choking, what would I do? Well, I’d remove my penis from his throa…”

“A brick could be used to represent my hero. My hero obviously doesn’t look like…”

“The six squares of our love didn’t add up to a cube. Still, I took the oddly-sh…”