While I've never read Scientific American, I'll bet it is pretty scientific. And American. Just like those prehistoric cave drawings in the south of France.

“Being a parent is apparently more than most men can handle. This is transparent…”

“A brick could be used in the same manner as a magician’s hat could be used as a…”

“If beards flowed like rivers, then I’d stop shaving my facial St. John’s, and I…”

“A blanket could be used to help frowners smile. I’m only halfway through the pr…”