Who are you and why are you my cat?

“Eat bitter, taste sweet”

“If my mom told one more story about how cute I looked in the bathtub when I was…”

“Blowfish, did you say?" "Ah, no. Blofis, actually." "Oh, I see," Poseidon said.…”

“The truth is harsh." Anubis said. "Spirits come to the Hall of Judgement all th…”