Who needs a large vocabulary when you can just make up any word at any time? It makes life a whole lot more emeaglibop.

“Participation trophies are junk. If all you have to do is show up, how worthles…”

“I work hard for my money. It feels very liberating to be broke.”

“Contribute to No More Lies Dot Org. Every dollar you donate will bring us 75 ce…”

“Rain is a nudist’s shower, and I want a bathtub the size of a lake. Then we cou…”