Who needs a thermometer? That’s what my nipples are for.

“I’m an anti model. I’m not posing, I’m imposing.”

“I won't read a book whose pages have been dog-eared, because I'm more of a cat …”

“I brought a fruit basket. Instead of wicker, it’s made of fruit. Specifically, …”

“I want to have negative three kids. Or three negative kids.”