Who wants to be the unsung heroes of my voiceless choir quartet? We’re the Helen Kellers, and I’m holding auditions with oven mitts, because they’re sure to be hot.

“A brick could be used to keep a level head. I don’t mean remaining rational, I …”

“I’m beside myself with excitement over my new clone standing next to me.”

“I could have thought up a lot of things, but many great people had to go and li…”

“I don't understand people who say they need more "Me Time." What other time is …”