Who you gonna believe, bitch? Me? or your lying eyes?

“But thoughts don't care about truth and shit. They sit up in your mind and fuck…”

“I believe the ability to think is blessed. If you can think about a situation, …”

“Crosses only scare vampires away because they're allergic to bullshit.”

“I never met anybody who said when they were a kid, "I wanna grow up and be a cr…”