Who’d cum first, you or your clone? To find out, why don’t you go fuck yourself?

“A brick could be used to remind you. I would remind you of what you need to be …”

“Cats are magicians. They can make my erections disappear. All they have to do i…”

“I like watching baseball as much as my grandma’s left ear is loud. (She’d proba…”

“I plan on leaving my mark on this world, in ink, with a pen spill that’ll make …”