Why go to remote parts of the world? If they’re remote, just turn them on and watch them on your couch.

“Love is more powerful than any gun. Still, I’d recommend wearing a bulletproof …”

“I weigh more than I used to. I've been eating a lot of fast food, so I must hav…”

“If I went into the prosthetic limb business, I’d charge an arm and a leg.”

“Cats have tongues with the texture of bricks, and fur as warm and soft as blank…”