Wisdom is gained like grain for bread, I think as I butter my toast. I’d better butter both sides, just in case I drop it it’s sure to land butter side up. Ah, but that’s life, no?

“I want to meet and marry a girl with the same last name as me, so I can show ho…”

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“I want to make love to the French Revolution. Or maybe just get some head from …”

“In a battle, an army of farts would surely beat an army of noses, even if those…”