With all of the seats empty, you could pretend everyone's just gone to the bathroom. Autor: Chuck Palahniuk Copy Quote More from Chuck Palahniuk “It's one thing for my parents to behave all secular humanist and gamble with th…” “Everything is a self-portrait. A diary. Your whole drug history’s in a strand o…” “some soap opera, you know, real people pretending to be fake people with made-u…” “Every evening, I died, and every evening, I was born.”