With four tires on every car in the world, there’s too much rubber. All the Johns should take the condoms off their Johnsons.

“A blanket could be used to alter the future. But so can setting your watch ahea…”

“And out came an insult with the velocity of a whisper. But I could see I offend…”

“I was nine minutes late for my last birthday party. And I was nine months on ti…”

“Of course, if I had misbehaved that day, my dinner was a salad made entirely ou…”