With my big 80s hair, my cut off jean shorts, and my roller skates, I’m going to look sexy on my way to work in the snow this winter. And I just got sled dogs, though I plan on pulling them without putting them on the sled first.

“I don’t drink water, because if water can erode rock, think what it can do to f…”

“I’m all out of beer like I’m all out of love. But I don’t drink beer, so who ca…”

“Love lets us ride on its back as if it were a camel. But you’ve got to water it…”

“Music has the power to shake society, especially if the bass is turned way up.”