With six pieces of wood, I’m building a life, and my coffin.

“I like to pet trees—especially if they have furry leaves.”

“If you own the most profitable manure distribution warehouse in the world, you …”

“Freedom tastes like strawberries, vanilla, and blueberries. And it smells like …”

“My hair is turning the color of my answer. Maybe I should say yes to keep my ha…”