With that shirt you have on, you remind me of what you look like with no shirt on.

“Enjoy a life of poverty. Become a poet.”

“I’m going to name my firstborn son 0123456789, because I want him to learn to c…”

“I want instant coffee at the snap of my fingers that gives me more energy than …”

“Eyes are shaped like leaves, mouths are shaped like leaves, and goodbyes are sh…”