With the money I spend on alcohol, I could support a family of four, assuming they are all heavy drinkers.

“She called and said she had to cancel tomorrow. “Cancel tomorrow!” I shrieked. …”

“Aside from myself, there aren’t too many people trying to be me. That may chang…”

“Between hello and goodbye is I love you.”

“A blanket cold be used as truth. At least it’s so warm, it must be used that wa…”