Without rules, there’d be nothing to break. Well, except glass, dance, and bricks. So I guess bricks could be stacked up in place of a list of rules.


“My life outlook isn’t cloudy. That’s just the weather report for the rest of my…”

“I’ll tug at your breasts like a thirsty child. Try not to burn your nipples in …”

“I have aspirations of becoming the first man to put on a chicken suit, cross th…”

“He wore red, white, and blue, but he didn’t look patriotic—he looked like a slo…”