Woman, I could drown in your love, but I’d much rather be strangled. More passionate, don’t you agree?

“I’ve lost many things, and many people, but thankfully I haven’t lost my life, …”

“For men, money, like sex, is something that nearly everybody wants more of, and…”

“Kill all the prisoners, because they’re costing us too much money. Wait! No, ki…”

“The people at the party forgot I was standing there. But it’s OK, because I for…”