Women are called the fairer sex. Are they just not as tan, or are they actually more reasonable?

“I don't think any man could solve the world's problems overnight, myself includ…”

“Before you enter politics, I pray you lose your anal virginity to a unicorn.”

“It takes maturity and practice and patience to spread chunky peanut butter even…”

“I am the broth of love. Make soup to me.”