Women are referred to as the fairer sex. But are they really less tan, or are they just more reasonable?

“The earliest I’ve ever been late is on time.”

“I drink sleep, but not like I drink coffee. I chug one and sip the other.”

“The important issues, once you’ve taken them on, you can’t take them off. What …”

“Right now is the youngest I’ll ever be, so I suppose I’d better act immature wh…”