Women want me, and men want to be me. And by me I mean Ryan Gosling.

“The kitten I got is black and white and has long hair. Really long hair (think …”

“I meant to spear her with my love, but bad breath got in the way. Next time I’l…”

“My date couldn’t make it to dinner, because at the last minute I backed down fr…”

“If a gorgeous woman hits on me right off the bat, I’m suspicious. I wonder what…”