Women won’t sleep with me for the same reason that I don’t pay for sex—I don’t have any money. And if I did have money, I wouldn’t pay for sex, because women would sleep with me for free.

“Sign I wrote on the inside of a brick wall: This is not an exit. This is a wall…”

“The crickets sounded like maybe in the trees. They were pretty loud to be so un…”

“If I offer you a glass of water, and bring back a cup of ice, I’m trying to tea…”

“Sleeping in a tinfoil suit keeps me warmer and helps prepare me for my voyage t…”