Word of mouth is often louder than word of hand, although applause can be deafening. I clap like Helen Keller drank coffee—with two spoonfuls of silence.

“A blanket could be used to wrap up all the love I have to offer you, so it’ll b…”

“I’ll insist my competitor is the greatest, so that when I beat him, I won’t be …”

“You have to slow down with this woman, because the moment she slows down and st…”

“I need your compliments to feed my ego, because it’s bored of mac and cheese. A…”