Would you mind washing my feet? I’m a centipede, so it may take you a century.

“What does it mean to be the best? It means you have to be better than the numbe…”

“I can draw like it’s nobody’s business. I use my door as a canvas, so don’t kno…”

“The American Dream is to not have to work, so with unemployment at record level…”

“I am the burrito wrapped up in a blanket. Eat my warmth.
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