Would you rather be affluent, or influential? I’d rather be fluent in the language of love.

“I make music like I make love—in a group. OK, so I’m not in a band, and I sing …”

“I used to live in a seedy section of town. There were a lot of farmers in the a…”

“I loved all the words in his book—just not in the order he arranged them, or th…”

“I just invented a new light that shuts off automatically when an ugly person wa…”