Wrapped inside one is love. Wrapped inside another is hate. What do you think is wrapped inside the third? If you answered meat, beans, and cheese, you'd be correct.

“Good thing my mother-in-law isn’t pizza shaped, because then I’d have to cut he…”

“I like the New York Times. I only wish it were softer, and more like toilet pap…”

“The question is, If I killed your husband, would you seek revenge, or would you…”

“I'm going to wear my birthday suit, even though it barely fits in the middle wh…”