Wrinkles don’t signify old age, they signify a lack of ironing skills or a dearth of hangers to hang clothes on.

“My love is made out of three things: the dawn, the sunrise, and redundancy. I p…”

“A can of canola is better than a can of can’t.”

“I am not into nudity on camera, but I would love to wear a banana peel over my …”

“All drivers run red lights the same way—with a glance in the rearview mirror to…”