Writing is the most fun you can have by yourself.

“It is said that the Devil has all the best tunes. This is broadly true. But Hea…”

“Many an ancient lord's last words had been, "You can't kill me because I've got…”

“Wanna see how creepy I can be?"-Mr Teatime”

“Contrary to popular belief and hope, people don't usually come running when the…”