Ye know what me Sean used to say, God rest his soul? He said, 'A friend will help ye move, Katie, but a really good friend will help ye move a body.

“I think "The Boondock Saints", because the Irish guys win. Plus the cat ends ba…”

“The key to faking deaths is a fine appreciation of arterial spray patterns. I h…”

“Did you get me that movie about Genghis Khan?'It's in the Netflix queue, but th…”

“You know how people are always threatenin' to shove this or that up someone's a…”